OH MY GAWSH!!! DEBRISHA!!! GIRLFRIEND... HOW YOU IS?? lol, that has to be my fav line in the world lol!!! i learned a lot over the past few days. one thing was that there are 7 habbits of highly effective teens. my mom has the book. its teaching her how to manage meeeeee!! it aint working so well. another thing i learned was that parents hate it when kids fail classes, and get detention. and you know i dont find it necessary for a punishment for it. there is no need. another thing i learned what the top 10 reasons teachers get injured. they are funny, but this stupid thing wont like copy and paste. ugh. rude. i have a funny joke, its bad, not like inapropriate or cussing or anything, but like a rude joke. its innacent just read it... you know you want to... lol
A small girl was sitting in her class room when the teacher started to talk about whales. She talked about how it was physicaly impossible for a whale to swallow a human being. Although they are large animals, they have tiny throats. The little girl inturupted and started to talk about jonah and the great story in the bible. Irritated at the little girl, she repeted her self saying it was impossible. Then the little girl said to the teacher, "when i get to heaven im going to ask jonah." The teacher replied, "what if jonah went to hell?" The student quickly replied, "then you ask him."
Isnt that mean?? lol i laughed so hard!! i hate teachers, not like hate, but i dont like them. so it made me laugh. I have another one.... do you want to hear it?? sure you do...
The children were lined up in catholic elementary school line for lunch. The first table there were a huge pile of apples. A nun had wrote on the trays, "Take only one, God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the further end of the lunch line were trays of cookies. A child had written a note and placed it on the trays saying, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
lol, i laughed at that one too. im a sucker for jokes. i love to laugh. i think i am going to be a commidean one day. i have a lot more cute jokes like that, but they take for ever to type. so thats my story and im sticking to it. sooooooo, ill tell you wat else i learned... tHat PeOplE thAT TyPE lIke ThiS aRe ReAllY AnNoyinG. i hate it when people do that. it confuses me lol. well i also learned that, even though you go through hard stuff, its allll good. cause there is something always even better to back it up. like if your friends with meee, then there you go. lol im kidding. i also learned that saying "im sexy" to everyone that passes, doesnt make it ture. lol oooooohhh and also SKINNY JEANS DONT MAKE YOU SKINNY!!! some of them people dont need to be wearin some dat clothin, you know what im sayin?? i hate it when people say, "you know what im sayin??" so dont hate.... cause i love you :) hahaha ok, i should probably go cause well, my hands are tired and i got nothin more to say. thanks lol BYEEE!!
